CROTCH
TITLE: CROTCHTAMBUCHO TALE #: 38
DESTINATION: SAN NICOLAS
TRT: 15 MINS
I was down to my last jeepney ride after OT that morning. I was already seated in the estribo and engaged in a chat with an officemate seated across me. All of a sudden, my short attention span directed me to meet the eyes of a passing baby bus (yup, the ones in Cavite) conductor outside. He yelled, "Sakay na!" while motioning to his crotch. And... I must admit my reflex made my eyes follow his hands. Then I felt disgust spread all over my exhausted body.
Why am I so bastusin?!